Baghdad Bill and Baghdad Bob

Naked Kid Hanger

This is a cute little door hanger to tell friends and roommates to not come into the bathroom whilst you are showering. Oh and it also tells friends and roommates that you might be into young Japanese students drying their tight little muscular bodies off. I would not opt for the latter, but I am not here to judge.
Go to Etsy and buy it. Now.
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=10918000

Tag, you're shit!

See, even our city walls are being disgraced with graffiti art of other video game characters. Shameful it is. Really.
http://www.spritestitch.com/?p=1045

Aaron The King Wizard and Robby Roadsteamer

Uh... this is weird, this guy used to be the mayor of Flock City.

Commercials!

Since our entire tourism staff and visitors bureau has been fired, we can't afford to make sweet ass commercials like these advertising Flock City. Maybe I shouldn't have fired them for eating the last piece of cake at Stan's birthday bash. And the thing is, i hate German Chocolate Cake. Mainly because I am part Polish and can't trust anything those filthy Krauts make. Except I love me some Volkswagen! And horseradish... wait I think they make sauerkraut. Makes sense.

Something from the Koreans, the good Koreans

Here's a little something to mull over. An actual 3d MMOPRG Kunio game coming out from Korean based company, Hangame (roughly translates to, "Eat shit, western devils"). This game is rumored to be free to play when released but will probably never see the light of day state side. As far as I can tell it's still in beta stage. But you really can never tell what those Krazy Koreans are up to. As long as they stay out of Flock City. We don't need any of this fancy pants 3D.
http://static.hangame.co.jp/hangame/core/kunio/html/notice.html

Hey look our old honor student shirts from back in the day. I did get my education in River City but moved out after too many tire beatings. You could say that I grew "tired" of it. HA!..... ha? ha?
You know what? You guys are dicks! that was comedy gold. White gold even. Girls, hot girls, I should say, love white gold more than regular gold nowadays. It's true. Normal gold is way too gawdy. Might as well have brass bedposts while you're at it. I am sick of this...


No.... I'm not done. That should have made you at the very least lol or rofl or barf!
Besides, I have seen better shirts. Where? My girlfriend, who is a model and lives in Niagara, she wears them all the time.
http://t-shirts.cafepress.com/item/river-city-high-school-honor-light-tshirt/143693190