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Baghdad Bill and Baghdad Bob

2010-12-15T14:36:00.000-08:00

Naked Kid Hanger

2009-04-06T13:04:00.000-07:00

This is a cute little door hanger to tell friends and roommates to not come into the bathroom whilst you are showering. Oh and it also tells friends and roommates that you might be into young Japanese students drying their tight little muscular bodies off. I would not opt for the latter, but I am not here to judge.
Go to Etsy and buy it. Now.
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=10918000

Tag, you're shit!

2009-04-03T23:13:00.000-07:00

See, even our city walls are being disgraced with graffiti art of other video game characters. Shameful it is. Really.
http://www.spritestitch.com/?p=1045

Aaron The King Wizard and Robby Roadsteamer

2009-04-03T16:11:00.001-07:00

Uh... this is weird, this guy used to be the mayor of Flock City.

Commercials!

2009-04-03T15:51:00.000-07:00

Since our entire tourism staff and visitors bureau has been fired, we can't afford to make sweet ass commercials like these advertising Flock City. Maybe I shouldn't have fired them for eating the last piece of cake at Stan's birthday bash. And the thing is, i hate German Chocolate Cake. Mainly because I am part Polish and can't trust anything those filthy Krauts make. Except I love me some Volkswagen! And horseradish... wait I think they make sauerkraut. Makes sense.

Something from the Koreans, the good Koreans

2009-04-03T15:44:00.000-07:00

Here's a little something to mull over. An actual 3d MMOPRG Kunio game coming out from Korean based company, Hangame (roughly translates to, "Eat shit, western devils"). This game is rumored to be free to play when released but will probably never see the light of day state side. As far as I can tell it's still in beta stage. But you really can never tell what those Krazy Koreans are up to. As long as they stay out of Flock City. We don't need any of this fancy pants 3D.
http://static.hangame.co.jp/hangame/core/kunio/html/notice.html

2009-04-03T10:02:00.000-07:00

Hey look our old honor student shirts from back in the day. I did get my education in River City but moved out after too many tire beatings. You could say that I grew "tired" of it. HA!..... ha? ha?
You know what? You guys are dicks! that was comedy gold. White gold even. Girls, hot girls, I should say, love white gold more than regular gold nowadays. It's true. Normal gold is way too gawdy. Might as well have brass bedposts while you're at it. I am sick of this...

No.... I'm not done. That should have made you at the very least lol or rofl or barf!
Besides, I have seen better shirts. Where? My girlfriend, who is a model and lives in Niagara, she wears them all the time.
http://t-shirts.cafepress.com/item/river-city-high-school-honor-light-tshirt/143693190

Miracle in River City

2009-04-02T14:57:00.000-07:00

Apparently the popularity of River City stretches it's icy grip clear across the Pacific. Or across the Atlantic depending on how long it's arm is at the time.
An extensive collection of sprites (some working, some not) can be found here. Plus some of the funniest babelfish translations you will ever come across.
I think these guys own the rights to the Dodgeball series from Kunio. I really don't know. I need someone to translate the translate Japanese to Engrish.
http://mkidz.jp/

Go here and try putting in the website, for humor it makes.

http://babelfish.yahoo.com/

Learn On Me

2009-04-02T14:32:00.000-07:00

This site is dedicated to the rich diverse history of River City and it's outlying cities. No mention of Flock City, of course, but whatevs'. I don't need them. But if you want to learn more about it, fine...

http://hg101.classicgaming.gamespy.com/kunio/kunio.htm

2009-04-02T14:25:00.000-07:00

Where the hell are all the jagged lines on these guys. They look so... so... smooth? I guess it's some new form of media that no one has encountered but yet they have mastered. Apparently they are also selling copies of the original document for distribution.
http://www.x-strikestudios.com/store.html#rcr

River City MMORPG

2009-04-02T14:20:00.001-07:00

More damn publicity for River City Ransom. Making it a 3d MMORPG? Whatever the hell that acronym means, who knows. I mean really, does anyone? Not even Jesus himself. We know, we have asked his reanimated corpse that came into our city with the zombie horde. He blessed one scientist, turned some water into wine for another, and then bit the shit out of their lab assistant.

Nekketsu Koushin Kyoku 3D!!!

2009-04-02T14:03:00.000-07:00

This artist just had one of those ideas that was so simple in it's execution and originality that it makes me scream to the very heavens above and hells below for my own incompetence of not coming up with this first. If I had a time machine... I would probably go hunting Dinosaurs.
http://dotter.exblog.jp/
Good luck trying to decipher those weird hieroglyphics. What language is that... Moonanese? For people on the moon. That only speak the one true language of the moon people...

River City Spoofs

2009-04-02T11:31:00.000-07:00

Once again, our sister city gets all the publicity and acclaim. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, apparently. I call BS on it. As city councilman, I demand, nay, BEG! for some Flock City versions of our faithful citizens. Even if you look identical to the Predator or Annie Lennox.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/search/title/river%20city%20ransom

Mega64 River City Ransom

2009-04-02T11:28:00.000-07:00

Our sister city, River City, hired a couple of locals to show off some tourist attractions like; getting hit with a metal rod until your hard earned coins spill forth from your body. Oh, and their myriad selection of frozen yogurt shoppes!